During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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