Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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