i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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