Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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