its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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