Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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