that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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