It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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