? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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