I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize