Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Oh Jesus.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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