was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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