let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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