Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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