it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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