Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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