yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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