it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I need to align my fucking chakras
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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