Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
