ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Dicks are not precious.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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