Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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