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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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