next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
They have beer where we have blood.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
