I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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