he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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