so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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