The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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