I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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