NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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