Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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