We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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