break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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