Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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