I think im going to throw up on grandma
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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