But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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