i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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