that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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