I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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