love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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