Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We need a shit load of segways right now
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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