Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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