its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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