I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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