Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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