So drunk, too bad you don't want this
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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