Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
