you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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