There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Found the puke drawer
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
