I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We need to rekindle our bromance
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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