We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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