This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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