i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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