Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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